Class Update

Rob Comstock
7402 O’Neil Rd. NE
Keizer, OR 97303
503-393-2708
barneythebeagle2@yahoo.com

Rob is a "commodoties relocation manager." He is married to Lynnette, and they have three sons, Ryan, Russell, and Rodney, and six grandchildren: Resce, Rebecca, Rashell, Regan, Rylee, and Tyler. They also have one great-grandchild: Rex Resce Comstock
For fun, Rob works as a PA announcer at the Cottage Grove Speedway. Other hobbies include boating, motorcycle racing and touring, camping, surviving Washington State to New York trucking (and almost everything in between)

He writes:

I took a job with the CIA, undercover, mainly in Russia, where I developed a fond taste for black bread, sausage and vodka, which proved to be hard on my body.

After 17 years of this, I decided the only way to get out alive was to play dead, so I went MIA behind the Iron Curtain. After sneaking back in the U.S. over the Mexican border, I spent some time as a cowboy in Texas, where I took a job driving the tour bus for Willie Nelson (the Honeysuckle Rose). Johnny and Whalen were still alive at the time, and we had some great times together.

I’d probably still be doin’ that today if it weren’t for the fact we got busted at the Canadian border after a show in Canada. Willie scored big up there, and those border dogs had no trouble finding the 30 pounds of grass hidden under the floor of the bus.

This, of course, got the feds involved, and it didn’t take long to find out who I really was. It seems as though my country had really needed my services, and they had all the leverage. I told them I’d do what I could, but they had to let Willie go.

Shortly thereafter, I found myself working for the Department of Defense at Area 51 in Nevada, where I dismantled and back-engineered technology from alien spacecraft. It was through my research and discoveries that Al Gore was enabled to invent the internet. This job, of course, made me a lot of money, which most was spent on airplanes, boats, fast cars, motorcycles, and booze. The rest I just wasted.

Cutbacks in the defense budget cost me this job about eight years ago, and ever since I’ve been struggling to make ends meet by hauling freight in eight western states.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have planned my life a little better.

Wally Corwin
PO Box 1051
Bend, OR 97709
541-389-3606
wallyandkaren@bendbroadband.com

Wally is a corporate litigation manager. He and his wife, Karen Jo, have two children: Kasey and Lindsey. They have two grandchildren, Hailey Whitman and Callahan Corwin, and one more, a boy, due in October. Wally's hobby is woodworking.

He writes:

I was a staff sergeant in the U.S. Army and served in Vietnam. I have been a corporate litigation manager for JELD-WEN since 1984. We have been renovating a home in Bend’s historic district for the last 25 years.

Gary Dent
8153 SW Liz Place
Beaverton, OR 97007
503-524-9201
gary@dent.net

Gary is a real estate developer. He and his wife, Linda, have two children: Kim and Michele. They also have four grandchildren: Danielle, 13; Austin, 13; DJ, 9; & Emma, 6. Gary's hobbies include travel, collecting baseball cards, and golf.